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Cornell Vet School Open House was just as exciting as we thought it would be! Too bad the average age of the attendees was around 6. But it's ok, Laurdee always makes the most of the situation. Today, we learned how to milk a cow, as well as how fat we look in vet scrubs. We almost brought home a dog, saw a real live camel, and had our faces morphed onto lions and elephants bodies. However, the most exciting part of the day was definitely speaking to the overly enthusiastic student about x-rays. Who knew that a hedgehog's spikes showed up through the x-ray machine?? We also enjoyed the stares from parents wondering if we were "special". Oh well, at least we had fun. And apparently Deanna has found her calling...after hours in surgery, the teddy bear is going to live! What a great ending to the day!

Ya know, when Laura's ears are that huge, her gums don't look so big!

Got my mom in on the barnyard action that day. For some reason I was feeling rather porky and Laura was acting like such a jack ass.

Umm, what the hell are they feeding this horse? Maybe Dee should check out other colleges...

As you can see, Laura just loves grabbing tits. We tried to pull her away but she latched onto the tit with her mouth and the cow started moaning and it was just a big mess. Luckily all the little kids ran away in horror so the line got shorter:)

Dee was feeling a little bit country today. You can't see the cow's face but trust me he is loving those magic fingers. Dee's comments: "It was good to get my hands on four at once."

Ladies: the newest trend for spring is also the most slimming. Check out our fantastic figures in these oh so flattering scrubs. Better get to the mall quick though, these suckers are selling out fast! And don't forget your mask and hairnet, without them, you just look stupid.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEEEEEEEEEP. Code blue! Don't worry, these fantastic surgeons are on the case. Mr. Teddy apparently is enjoying his surgery. Either that or his drugs. Mmmm.....drugs...

Coming Fall 2004, When Vets Attack, a love story about 2 fantastic vets who become fast friends and roommates. But one is harboring a terrible secret- will the other be horribly and brutally murdered......

...Or will she fight back....Either way this is bound to be the romantic comedy drama action flick of the millenium!

Why do Laura's eyes look so weird? And why does Dee have such a maniacal look on her face? Does she get off on ripping the poor Teddy's stuffing out? Or maybe the hole in the cloth was pushed down a little too far and Dee saw something she liked. I'm not sure which it is but I have a feeling if Teddy knew what Dee was planning to do with those scissors, he wouldn't be smiling.

Look at these two soccer moms. Once they ditch their scrubs, they clean up pretty well. Although I think I can smell them from here. It takes a real woman to carry off the barn smell. And did I mention that the camera adds ten pounds? That must be why we look so porky in all these pics. At least some things never change....check out the big gums and yellow teeth we are sporting here. Oh well, we're still more gorgeous than you are.

 

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