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Alpha Phi invite party! Oh yeah, we were ripping it up on the dance floor and it was such a struggle to keep all the guys away. I swear everytime we turned around there was a fresh new hornball trying to hump our leg. Good times. Good times. Ok, so the party wasn't happening in Room 462, but sometimes we need to give our neighbors a break, ya know what I mean? When you're running a full time beauty makeover salon in your room it tends to get a little noisy. Come on people, you know how many people on campus are screaming for a makeover? And if they aren't screaming, then we're screaming at them! Haven't you ever wondered what all the shouting was about on campus? Well now you're in the know.

First picture of the night and looking good. We sent this one into Vogue and we're arguing for its appearance on the July issue. We both are sporting the dark skin so why slap our faces on the winter cover? Geez...

Umm, yeah. I'm sorry Laura but Gary's tongue looks nasty! I mean when I look at this picture I see: supermodel - nasty tongue - drunk girl. Oops sorry Miriam, I meant to say funk girl cause you're funky. Right...anyways tell Gary to keep that hunk of meat inside this mouth until you two are alone, ok?

If this were a beer ad, we would drink soda. Umm, yeah. By the way, I would just like to point out the X on Gary's hand even though he's 21. Maybe it's because he suffers from NASTY TONGUE! Just can't get that out of my head.

Da da dah...Presenting the hottest couple of 2003!...Da da dah. Ok, we know what you're thinking: Why is Dee's arm a different color than her face? Actually it's an optical illusion. Pretty cool huh? That arm is really Billy's arm because we're standing in a twisted and contorted position. Nice photo stance eh?

Our personal favorite photo. Miriam's getting it from the front and behind but is that smile genuine? One wants to lick her, one wants to suck her. My god, that guy's mouth is so big we're surprised she didn't get swallowed up! And what's up with Jordan Knight? Is his hand really tasty because I know girls love sweet flesh? Come on. The guy on the right sang to her with a voice similar to a drowning cat. It was touching.

Billy Bob had a few too many as did everyone else at the party. We really dont' have much to say about this picture so Dee will comment: He's hot. He's super sexy. His girlfriend is gorgeous. Yup.

"They are the dancing queens. Wild and free. Only 17!" Ba bom ba bom ba bom. When ABBA comes on, you know the night is kicking. I saved Miriam twice from dancing with that drowing cat dude to take this picture over and over. When you give the camera to a slightly hammered boy, it takes a while for him to aim in the right direction. At least he got our humongous boobs in the shot! Boing!

Ahh, me and my invites. Let's see: grumpy boy who got a bigger bone over the pizza then the women - supermodel - curlytop. I tell ya, you just can't please men these days. I forgot to tell them this was the Alpha Phi party not easy girl valley. Oh well, popular assumption when we're all so beautiful.

 

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