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Security Call:

Just to fill you all in, our campus number is one digit different from the number of security so we get random calls at all hours of the day and night. Let's listen in on one now! Click here to hear a reinactment!

Dee: This better be good!

Confused Boy: 113?

Dee: 113! (Silence)

Confused Boy: Is this security?

Dee: Is this security? I'm confused! (Hang up on confused boy.)

Laurdee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Dee's Hilarious Joke:

FACT: Telling this joke to all your friends will make you extremely popular.

Q: Why couldn't the farmer find his cow?
A: Because she was wearing cam-"Moo"-flage!

 

 

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