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Winter Carnvial 2003! Nothing beats this place! We don't know why attendance was low since this place was the coolest ever! And it was all free! Free pizza, cotton candy, charactatures, rice necklaces, lazer tag, wax hands, old-fashion photos and more! Sounds like a 6 year old's birthday party but boy did it feel good to be silly and stupid. We give student activites an A+ on supplying us with the most immature fun day we've enjoyed since we were 10. Now on to the sexy photos:)

Yummy, doesn't that pizza look appetizing? Even though each piece tasted like cardboard and the cheese was imitation, we still devoured as much as we could throw down our throughts without looking like pigs. Oh, maybe that's why we felt like slop later...

The only thing yummier looking than that delicious pizza is the saliva on Gary's cotton candy. There's not much Gary can keep in his mouth these days. Not like the old days, then again, he's not Gay Gary anymore.

Look at me! I'm a man with a pink tasty beard! Aren't I attractive? What can I say about this picture? I'm so pathetic I put food on my face for fun. Next I'll be shoving hot dogs up my.........nose:)

Since Winter Carnival is such a high class event, we decided to wear our old prom dresses to the occasion. Yeah, every girl thought they were hot in their tight little black dresses, but we know how to get the boy's attention. We definately got the most looks and the most phone numbers so Cindy Crawford, watch out!

This guy was so ga ga over us, he demanded we take a picture with him. How can we refuse a guy wearing fake chaps? Oh my, he looked so out of place. We really should have given him some fashion tips.

Booty Call! Yes we know it's a little skanky, but we had to perform our famous strip show for the audience. It only took us a couple hours to finally derobe but the boys were captivated right till the end. All 3 of them. Ok, Iguess we can't count ourselves so....I guess just one. But he was hot! Well, maybe not, he was after all a Rochester boy.

This man is a fashion designer drawing a hot new portrait of a georgeous model. Look at her beautiful chin and shiny, bouncy hair. Wow that portrait is so realistic! Even though we don't know who he was looking at when he drew this picture. Who is that supposed to be? Does Dee's chin really take up 80% of her face? Come to think of it, yes it does....

Oh my. Check out this new advertisment for the upcoming flick: Dumber and Dumbest! Translated in french to: Uglier and Ugliest and in German: Gums and Stubble. Sounds exciting!

 

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