~*~ WILD & WACKY DREAMS~*~
We're not making these puppies
up! These crazy stories are coming straight from our unconscious
minds:)
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Ramblings from
Laura in her sleep: "Except it was
easy when we were both there." (I hope she's not refering
to something nasty!)
Ramblings from
Laura in her sleep: "At least you're
not managing my friendly spit!"
Love Affair
by Laura: I don't remember much about this
dream however it was pretty interesting. The basic idea
was that I was dating Pat Sajak from Wheel of Fortune. Anyway,
he helped me to get a stint on the show and he helped me
to cheat. But, we had to keep our relationship a secret
because if anyone knew he was dating a contestant, he would
be fired. Let me tell you, it was hard to keep my hands
off of that stud during the show. And I know I was very
jealous of Vanna. She kept turning those letters in such
a suggestive way it was all I could do to keep Pat's attention
focused where it should be- on me. But all worked out in
the end, I won the car and we drove into the sunset, me
and Pat holding hands. I wish I could have such sexy dreams
every night!
The Bitter Hairdresser
by Dee: I was in need of a quick new 'do
so I headed over to a Paul Mitchel salon and the hair god
just happened to be working there. I took my fancy hair
clip out of my hair and realized I'm allowed to pick two
hair accessories from the salon's selection just for being
a customer. Sweet! I picked out two rhinestone pieces while
Pauly started on my hair, but for some reason he gets sick
of the project and sends me under the dryer before he even
cuts or colors my hair. After a while, a beautician who
worked in the shop noticed I had been waiting a long time
under the dryer and informed Paul I was still waiting. Apparently
he thought I was complaining so he sent me out to wait in
the barn. Yup, there was a huge smelly horse barn attached
to the high-class salon and I took a nice stroll through
the place with wet hair and that cute apron you wear at
the hairdressers:) After watching some kitties play in the
hay, Paul called out to me and decided he was too angry
to finish my hair. Maybe he had a bad wedgie that was bothering
him? Anyhoo, I was confused and tried to leave the salon
when I noticed all the cool hair accessories were gone and
replaced with cheap imitations from the dollar store. I'm
not wearing that crap in my hair! I was quite flustered
but the other male hairdresser came to my rescue and asked
me to "get out before Paul saw me" because apparently
this boy was my newly discovered lover and we started making
out in the salon behind Pauly's back. I guess this was taboo
since my "boy" was concerned he would lose his
job so I tried to leave, but then my dad charged in the
salon waving a gun at Mitchel's face and screaming to him
"No man refuses to do my daughter's hair!" After
yelling at my dad for being so ridiculous (after all, it
was just a haircut) I started on my new dreamat the carnival.
Fortunatly, by the time I woke up, my hair was almost dry:)
Ramblings from
Laura in her sleep: "Fix hundreds of
videos! ... WHATEVER!!"
