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YUMMMMMMMMMM, Sharks! We saw these goody delicious gummi sharks in the corner store and just had to bring them home. We always wanted a pet! Unfortunatly they looked too scrumpscious so we gobbled them up. Nice and slowly, piece by piece. It was the humane thing to do:)

Aren't these fishies cute! Come to think of it, those gummis look like dolphins, don't they? Oops, well the night just wouldn't have been exciting if we had ate boring dolphins. Jeepers, everyone knows you can't have a party till the sharks drop in. Sharks in da house! Woo hoo!

Sharks are stretchy! We actually can't stare at this picture long enough to write a good caption because Laura's face is totally creeping us out. Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those freaky ass peepers?

Since PETA is so active in promoting their organization, I think they should use this photo to head up their campaign. "WARNING: Eating any animal will cause extreme retardedness and swelling in the face." Both Laura and I totally agree with PETA and think it's absolutly absurd that they are making gummis in animal shapes. It's demeaning to sharks and it hurts their feelings! Say no to gummi sharks! ( Boy, all this campaiging has worked up an apetite for big juicy steaks! Moo!)

Dee's reeling in a big one! Golly gee that fish is huge! Guess that net isn't dolphin safe!

We're all smiling because the gummis tasted so great. Words can't describe the taste but actions can as we puked them out into the trash can.

 

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