Oh no! Last senior night! What are we going
to do? I guess we'll have to wait until senior week for
the next five scheduled senior nights. What about Barfly?
It was a rockin' place. They played really great techno
and the sports games on the tv's kept us entertained for
hours! Ok, let's be serious here. This placed sucked and
the hour spent there was painful except for the drunk girls
who put on quite the show. We would personally like to commend
the girl who ran inbetween 5 guys and started dancing on
them like strip poles while flapping her legs faster than
a hummingbird. Amazing! Yet totally pathetic... That's our
UR girls! We also got a big kick out of the boys who stood
behind us and tried to "sneak-a-peak" at us but
were so obviously checking us out and then critiqueing us
right behind Dee's head. Smooth! The night ended unfortunatly
with a pizza run that took 40 minutes even though the place
was 1 block away. Oh well, at least we got to stuff our
faces for free! And did you know Dee is do-able! Wow, she's
so popular with all the UR losers.
Ahh, we like the antiqued look of black
and white caused by the one-beer queer Laura who couldn't
figured out how to work the camera even though she's used
it one million times. Poor Arthur, why didn't Gary slip
him a laxative. He looks so constipated! Ouch!
Where did those boobs come from! And where
did that arm fat come from? And where did that ridiculously
ugly face come from? Hey, at least my eyebrows look good!
It only took two hours to pluck the monstrousities off my
head!
Wrar wrar wrar! I'm a rockstar! Look at
me jammin with my air guitar!
(Try singing it. It's fun!)
Dee's boobs are bigger than Lauras! Ha Ha.
It's the first time my B has beaten Laura's A.
This is Steve. He is always drunk. He is
always trying to get some action. Poor Steve. Maybe he should
try hooking up with flapping strip pole girl! She'll bang
anyone! Yay Steve!
Deanna should stop with her lesbian tendencies,
but I like it :)
Beer, girls, kisses and love. Could this
picture get any better boys? No, we didn't think so. So
send us all your gifts and money now to show your apprecaition
for such a wonderful and extremely errotic photo. Yeah baby
Yeah!
Yeah, no kidding he needs friends. Look
at him. Maybe the beer bottle will call some over. Before
he pases out. Oh no! He just passed out.
