~*~ WORDS TO LIVE BY~*~
Our words are full of wisdom
so just do what we tell you and shut up.
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Security Call:
Just to fill you all in, our campus number
is one digit different from the number of security so we
get random calls at all hours of the day and night. Let's
listen in on one now! Click
here to hear a reinactment!
Dee: This better be good!
Confused Boy: 113?
Dee: 113! (Silence)
Confused Boy: Is
this security?
Dee: Is this security? I'm
confused! (Hang up on confused boy.)
Laurdee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dee's Hilarious
Joke:
FACT: Telling this joke to
all your friends will make you extremely popular.
Q: Why couldn't the farmer find his cow?
A: Because she was wearing cam-"Moo"-flage!