Alpha Phi invite party! Oh yeah, we were
ripping it up on the dance floor and it was such a struggle
to keep all the guys away. I swear everytime we turned around
there was a fresh new hornball trying to hump our leg. Good
times. Good times. Ok, so the party wasn't happening in
Room 462, but sometimes we need to give our neighbors
a break, ya know what I mean? When you're running a full
time beauty makeover salon in your room it tends to get
a little noisy. Come on people, you know how many people
on campus are screaming for a makeover? And if they aren't
screaming, then we're screaming at them! Haven't you ever
wondered what all the shouting was about on campus? Well
now you're in the know.
First picture of the night and looking good.
We sent this one into Vogue and we're arguing for its appearance
on the July issue. We both are sporting the dark skin so
why slap our faces on the winter cover? Geez...
Umm, yeah. I'm sorry Laura but Gary's tongue
looks nasty! I mean when I look at this picture I see: supermodel
- nasty tongue - drunk girl. Oops sorry Miriam, I meant
to say funk girl cause you're funky. Right...anyways tell
Gary to keep that hunk of meat inside this mouth until you
two are alone, ok?
If this were a beer ad, we would drink soda.
Umm, yeah. By the way, I would just like to point out the
X on Gary's hand even though he's 21. Maybe it's because
he suffers from NASTY TONGUE! Just can't get that out of
my head.
Da da dah...Presenting the hottest couple
of 2003!...Da da dah. Ok, we know what you're thinking:
Why is Dee's arm a different color than her face? Actually
it's an optical illusion. Pretty cool huh? That arm is really
Billy's arm because we're standing in a twisted and contorted
position. Nice photo stance eh?
Our personal favorite photo. Miriam's getting
it from the front and behind but is that smile genuine?
One wants to lick her, one wants to suck her. My god, that
guy's mouth is so big we're surprised she didn't get swallowed
up! And what's up with Jordan Knight? Is his hand really
tasty because I know girls love sweet flesh? Come on. The
guy on the right sang to her with a voice similar to a drowning
cat. It was touching.
Billy Bob had a few too many as did everyone
else at the party. We really dont' have much to say about
this picture so Dee will comment: He's hot. He's super sexy.
His girlfriend is gorgeous. Yup.
"They are the dancing queens. Wild
and free. Only 17!" Ba bom ba bom ba bom. When ABBA
comes on, you know the night is kicking. I saved Miriam
twice from dancing with that drowing cat dude to take this
picture over and over. When you give the camera to a slightly
hammered boy, it takes a while for him to aim in the right
direction. At least he got our humongous boobs in the shot!
Boing!
Ahh, me and my invites. Let's see: grumpy
boy who got a bigger bone over the pizza then the women
- supermodel - curlytop. I tell ya, you just can't please
men these days. I forgot to tell them this was the Alpha
Phi party not easy girl valley. Oh well, popular assumption
when we're all so beautiful.
