Rain, rain, go away, come again another
day. Oh wait, the rain didn't go away cause it was inside
the club! That's right folks, our senior night was held
at the club called Rain and it was pretty nice inside. We
give it an A+ for the neon purple lights, $1 drinks and
indoor rain to cool us off since the dance floor was over
200 degrees. Unfortunatly, we have to take off points for
the ridicuolous $2 coat check ("what do you mean we
can't put two coats on a hanger?") and the bad DJ.
GIRLS DON'T LIKE TECHNO! SO DON'T PLAY IT! Can't DJ's get
the hint when people start walking off the dance floor that
the music SUCKS! Apparently not because they played techno
for over an hour. Besides that, it was fun dancing next
to all the sweaty, nasty boys who didn't realize we were
on a dance floor not in a moshpit. But hey, we had a great
time and made some new friends whom we will probably never
see again. Ahh, what a night.
Ready to depart and Laura is already excited.
She even brought along two purses filled with goodies. Nerd.
Ok, one isn't hers but she still looks like a huge nerd.
Umm, hmmm. We were wondering why no boys
were dancing our way. Now we know. Hehe, just kidding Jess,
though the look on Amy's face says it all.
Tee hee, tee hee. Shockers feel good! Especially
from strange boys who randomly jump in the picture to SHOCK
me. Good thing Matt has big fingers! Oh!
Inner Thoughts of the Freaks in this Picture
"Oh mon cheri, Oh la la. Hmmm, take
me now, take me on the dance floor, i'm so wet and tasty,
see my bra through my shirt, feel my wet nasty hair as it
sprays everyone else on the floor, i am irristable."
"Hey buddy, you're looking good tonight,
I especially like the spotted wet look. It's giving me a
boner. Let's leave this club and go someplace a little wetter
if you know what I mean, ha ha ha."
"He he, look at me, me in picture,
me have big dumb smile, me getting excited over wet lovers
and spotted gay men. Me like to wear dance club shirt like
a preppy. Me so happy."
The queens of the dance floor, but why are
Laura's gums so big? And why are Dee's teeth so yellow?
Well at least we both don't have yellow teeth with big gums.
Then we would be attracting geeks like the guy above.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Awww, cute. What's he pointing at? Um, nothing
much to say about this picture. How about the guy in the
background picking his nose. Haha, that's funny.
Due to Laura's big gums, Gary has refused
to open his mouth due to the fact that too much gums would
be shown in this picture for children's viewing. Though
the look on Matt's face is giving us nightmares anyway.
So if you're under the age of 13, what the hell are you
doing here? Go away, it's too scary here! Thank you.
Awww, what a nice Kodak moment. Two girls
bonding amongst horny sweaty fools who are trying to "secretly"
dance behind them. Get a life boys and take a damn shower!
They really need to supply showers in the boy's bathroom.
The rain falling from the ceiling just wasn't doing the
trick.
Shiny happy faces smiling bright! We could
check our makeup in the reflection of her face! Not that
everyone else's faces weren't giving off a glare under the
lights. Come to think of it, is was pretty bright on the
dance floor...
Why do silly girls always take that picture
where they hold the camera out by their arms and take a
shot. It never turns out good so why do they always do it?
Maybe these girls think they're hotter than they really
are, oh wait, that's me, I mean these girls are totally
happenning. Wow.
Oh dear, don't eat food from the Pit before
you go to a dance club. You will experience extreme constipation
and turn into a ugly looking monster. As is apparent in
the sad case above. If you would like to donate money to
the monster curing research society, please call Room
462. Please no donations under $100,000. The lines
are open!
After shoving a million seniors on the last
bus home, you'd think a bunch would turn around and smile
when you yell the word, "Picture!" Well at least
we got one cutie to turn and pose though he looks like he's
about to wet his pants. Maybe he's one of those geniuses
who had a peeing contest next to bus. We still appreciate
the smile buddy:)
Laura is suffereing from SGD - Sluty Girl
Disorder. She has just come into visual contact with a stupid
sluty girl and notice the symptoms: dialated pupils, big
nose and a look of complete horror and stupidity. Unfortuantly,
she will be frozen in this state for four years. Forget
grad school Laura, maybe you should try modeling or something.
Too bad, she was a good girl.
Aren't we a cute back seat loving family?
Jess looks like she's about to burst because I'm sitting
on her and I'm sure the couple next to us is just waiting
to get it on after we leave, but we had a fun time bouncing
out of our seat in the back of the big yellow bus:)
