Sometimes when we get the midnight munchies
and we're craving something super tasty and deliciously
satisfying we reach for the gourmet treat of rice patties!
Yummy! Those round patties of goodness get us so pepped
up we can't contain our silliness and room 462 becomes a
little wacky. We like to finish our RP high by getting drunk
on chocolate champagne. You didn't know rice patties and
chocolate were compatible? Well how do think we keep up
our beautiful complexions and hot bodies? You have a lot
to learn from us my friend..

Mmmmm...Starting on patty #34 of the night.

This should be the advertisement poster
for rice patties. Doesn't this picture give you a craving
for rice patties! We're sure drooling!

Sometimes I get my jollys from sniffing
the bottle, especially since Laura smells like baby poo
and it's the only time I can get a fresh breath.

Oh my goodness! Laura's going for the big
gulp! Or is she singing opera with a bottle microphone?
Either way, that's some intense chocolate pounding! Go Laura,
Go Laura!

Warning! Extreme chocolate drinking may
cause eye crossing and looking incredibly retarded.

As always, our rice patties bring smiles
to our happy faces.
